Martyrdom Morale Sticker
Yellow hazard warning sign design with the perk that ended more friendships than Monopoly.
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Yellow hazard warning sign design with the perk that ended more friendships than Monopoly. "WARNING: MARTYRDOM" header over a grenade icon, with known side effects including rage quitting, broken controllers, and loss of friendships.
Premium weatherproof vinyl, kiss-cut for clean edges. Slap it on your rifle case as fair warning to anyone who runs this perk unironically.
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